J.B. Sommerset

Part 14: Our nest egg hatched, and it was an ugly little bird with a very large and expensive excavator.

Part 13: This one time, I moved a whole building, my back hurts.

Part 12: You can take that stick and shove it up your...

Part 11: Son of a bitch! Radiant floor heating and argon filled super windows.

Part 10: Angry declarations and plan changes.

Part 9: The land lord pilgrimage, and 30 second showers.

Part 8: To homeless or not to homeless...

Part 7: So you think you can inflation? No houses anywhere!

Part 6: "The toilette paper-apocalypse and the lung-butter that comes with it."

Part 5: Serious conversations, room mates, and existential dread...

Part 4: How to get rid of Winnebago prostitutes and Tupperware meth...